T-1: The leaving party in quotes

Wherever you are it is your friends who make your world

Me, arriving at the venue: Hello! I’m here for my party!

Random guest: Are you excited about the move?
Me: Oh yes. How could I not be?

Mike (in his leaving card): “You’re invited to the wedding next year. You would be the best man but you have so much to live for and Ben has nothing.”

John: What can I get you to drink?
Me: Well, I’ve already got one and…
John: Come on. This is the last chance to get a free drink out of me.
Me: Double vodka and coke, please.

Me [earlier that day]: James, you can take your suit on as hand luggage and that gives us more room in the case.
James: Oh, so I have to mess around with my suit as hand luggage but we have room for (rummages through suitcase) …rubber ducks.
Katie [at the party]: I bought you this. (Produces blue, starry rubber duck). It’s Australian!
Me: I love it!
James: You’re an idiot.

Random guest: Are you excited about the move?
Me: Well, excited is too strong a word. I’m looking forward to it, but I don’t think anyone could live in a permanent state of excitement.

Sarah: Come on Sveny! We’re doing shots! Let’s show them how it’s done!  Light it in your mouth!  Yeah!!

Elsa: I am going to miss you most of all, scarecrow.

Kandise: …and we we’re on that stage hoochy, giving it everything when Britney came on.
Claire: People actually stopped dancing to watch.
Me: I am so jealous.
Claire: But at least we know we can gay club without you, now.
Me: I have taught you well. If you love someone, you must let them go.

Lorraine: You’re just a big, gangly mess.

Random guest: Are you excited about the move?
Me: How could anyone be excited about leaving all these people?

Card from Monkey: You have been there on my best days and worst days, and we’ve come through it all through the medium of dance.

Oh great. I’m crying again.

5 Responses to “T-1: The leaving party in quotes”

  1. Gravatar imageRocketstar says:

    Double vodka and coke? Really? Mmmmhh, I’ll have to try it.

  2. Gravatar imageGnightgirl says:

    The double vodka and coke took me back too. Not sure I should try it, vodka either makes me very very happy, or prone to pick an argument with someone.

    I, personally, am excited about the move.

  3. Gravatar imageSven says:

    Really? It’s popular over here, though not a good idea on Saturday. I don’t have a lot of caffeine so after about 10 of them I was (a) smashed and (b) buzzing. I was like an energetic mess.

    I’m excited too, Gng; just sad to leave at the same time.

  4. Gravatar imageMilo says:

    Understand you being upset. Sounds like a great leaving party though! I love the ‘one chapter ends, another begins’ thing that you’re going through though. It’s what I want! And the job change is not enough..

  5. Gravatar imagemumof4 says:

    That is a really neat way to sum it up. The time has flown - can’t believe you’re off. The suit/duck in luggage is a classic married one I think.
    Good luck. Visit back soon!!!

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